MyDD :: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks

Ten reasons why your candidate sucks

by GFORD, Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 03:02:52 PM EST

Your candidate is the worst possible choice for the nomination. Fortunately, your candidate will not be chosen as the nominee and here's why:

1. Your candidate is a liar, everyone says so.

Your candidate does nothing but pander to the base.
Your candidate is not a real Democrat, more like republican-lite.
Your candidate, in spite of plenty of opportunity, has failed to win in all the states.
Your candidate will not be able to win over the superdelegates because they are smart enough to see right through your candidate.
Your candidate cannot possibly beat McCain in November because the independents will not vote for your candidate.
Because your candidate sucks I will vote for the republican in November if my candidate does not win the nomination
Your candidate does not connect with real people.
Your candidate's voting record sucks in the Senate.
Your candidate has too many skeletans in the closet.

I guess that about sums it up. I expect to get flamed royally by the sucky supporters of your sucky candidate but I hope I am defended by the excellent supporters of my excellent candidate.

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Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks (2.00 / 2)

I support the excellent candidate. Never the sucky candidate.

by RoccoCobamaMama on Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 03:06:48 PM EST

Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks (2.00 / 2)

lol

Hooray for John McCain!

by ragekage on Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 03:10:24 PM EST
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Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks (none / 0)

Brit, what's up with the troll rate? I'm on your side!

Hooray for John McCain!

by ragekage on Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 04:44:30 PM EST
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Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks (2.00 / 2)

McCain SUCKS!!

http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/4/13/1442 1/9612

by FOB92 on Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 03:09:34 PM EST

Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks (2.00 / 2)

Clearly your candidate wants to destroy the party in their mad power grab. Can't you see this?!

Proudly joining the legions of people and states that don't matter on May 20th.

by Obama Independent on Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 03:16:41 PM EST

Nice. (2.00 / 1)

I've always thought Microsoft Office should have a diary template for people to plug in their info and post. They have 'em for resumes, why not political diaries?? I mean, it beats critical thinking, right?

It'd be like Mad Libs, except even less intelligible.

You haven't seen impatient until you've seen a monkey waiting for a donut.

by bjones on Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 03:18:26 PM EST

Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks (2.00 / 2)

For even more reasons, see my diaries on the subject of your candidate's suckiness.

http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/3/6/11113 /30206#readmore

http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/3/17/1418 22/495

Your attempt to change the subject to "the issues" is irrelevant.

by itsthemedia on Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 03:41:28 PM EST

Didn't realize I stole your title. (none / 0)

Should have kept the original one.
Your candidate sucks, my candidate rocks!

Your diaries were excellent by the way...but your candidate still sucks ;)

Swish. Nothing but net.

by GFORD on Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 04:49:25 PM EST
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Re: Didn't realize I stole your title. (none / 0)

It's all good. I stole it from Atrios. :-)

Your attempt to change the subject to "the issues" is irrelevant.

by itsthemedia on Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 04:15:57 AM EST
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Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks (2.00 / 1)

Three cheers (jeers?) for the silly season!!

by Roberta on Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 04:37:23 PM EST

Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks (2.00 / 2)

Don't you see that one of these candidates will save the world, while the other one is building the death star?

And as Brit I must say that unless my candidate wins we may revoke your independence, and send over lots of reality TV shows and bad actors with posh accents, and who knows, even withdraw our troops from Iraq?

Ooops. Ok. So we've done most of that. But the revoking thing. Now that's a real threat. The Facebook thing is huge

by brit on Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 04:42:42 PM EST

Re: the revoking thing. (2.00 / 1)

Taking back all 13 colonies at once might be a bit of a chore. How about if we let you have GA, NC and SC for now, and if you like those, we'll talk?

Your attempt to change the subject to "the issues" is irrelevant.

by itsthemedia on Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 04:13:56 AM EST
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After reading this, (2.00 / 1)

I've decided that both candidates clearly suck. I'm voting for the only nonsucky dog still in this race. That would be the distinguished Mike Gravel.

That is... I think he's still in the race. Hard to be sure, what with the evil, biased MSM, which is obsessed with talking about candidates who royally suck.

Even John McCain lusts after teh engels.

by sricki on Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 05:00:18 PM EST

Gravelanche!!!! (2.00 / 1)

Actually, I read somewhere that he is quitting the party, presumably because we suck.

Your attempt to change the subject to "the issues" is irrelevant.

by itsthemedia on Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 04:08:16 AM EST
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Re: Ten reasons why your candidate sucks (2.00 / 1)

BRILLIANT!

by kmwray on Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 05:20:43 PM EST

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